History of Tennis

Tennis was first played in the early 1900's, when several english sports officials, most ofthem very horny, agreed that cricket simply wasn't a sexy enough sport. A movement advocating nude cricket briefly surfaced, but the game faded into obscurity after several severe injuries (ultimately resurfacing as a low-budget porn film in the early 1990's). So a new game was invented known as "Tennis". Originally, the only rules were that two women had to play, they both had to be hot, and they both had to wear short shorts and bend over whenever possible. At the end of several hours, one of the two players was randomly declared a winner, and given a pair of even shorter shorts to wear to the finals.